Top 10 Signs A Pastor Has Lost Touch.

May 21, 2007 at 7:02 pm (Blog, Lost Touch, Pastor, Top 10 Signs)

Here are the top 10 signs a pastor has lost touch with his calling as a man to share Christ, guide the people of God toward a more intimate relationship with Jesus, guard the tenants of the faith and protect God’s people from the attacks of the enemy. Bascially his calling and surrender to be an under-shephard. If you can relate, don’t fret. It just means you need refreshed, renewed and you need to spend more time with regular people.

10. Thinks “MySpace” is a new show on HGTV.
  9. Enrolled his daughter in a support group because he found a letter signed “BFF”.
  8. Can’t understand why he can’t find a golf partner…on Tuesday morning.
  7. Has tan lines on his calves beause of the dress socks he wears while mowing.
  6. Asks seven times in a message, “If you’re here this morning…” just before he makes a point.
  5. Has convinced himself that email is as good as personal touch.
  4. Started an email outreach ministry.
  3. Is more upset that he missed the last episode of “Heroes” than an opportunity to share Christ.
  2. Gets upset that the Smiths, who have 5 children and works 3 jobs, can’t make it to Tuesday night visitation.
  1. Blogs more than he prays.

Be Happy!

Bryan
www.imforgiven.com

1 Comment

  1. Jason said,

    Wassup, Bro? Are you still kickn? Talk to you soon!

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